Okay matt, you win, again :P

But matt, you're gonna lose in this competition :)

Everyone, here is the time-wasting competition to end all time-wasting competitions.

With everyone finishing exams soon and having way too much time on their hands then they know what to do with, I'm going to give you something to fill that void.

Monster Invasion

This is a small, addictive flash game - and it ranks you on the all time greatest scores. A friend in Cairns is in the top 10. I am so going to beat him today, I have 8 hours to kill here at work.

Anyway, post your best scores up in the comments section - Matt, put yours up as a benchmark.

-Fin-

Wag the Dog

I hope everyone paused for a minute at 11am today. 11am on the 11/11.

Anyway, I just watched Wag the Dog, reminded me just how much of life is public relations. I need everyone to put on their conspiracy hat and tell me, what was the biggest conspiracy you ever learnt about?

I guess I heard about that show on tv which "proved" that the moon landing was faked...

Anyway. Best conspiracy theories. Now. In. Comments.

-Fin-

Coke before bedtime

To some people, Coke is the opiate of the masses. Wait, is that religion? Not sure. Anyway, I hadn't drunk Coke in awhile, and last night I had two large cups of maccas Coke, which is at least 11 times as toxically sweet as normal Coke.

When the human body hasn't consumed caffeine in awhile, a level of resistance has not been built up, therefore the entire effects of the drug can be felt. According to the infinite wisdom of Aaron Sloper, the effects actually depend on your personality. Extroverts will perform beyond their capacity for a short amount of time, and then burn out, unable to complete the task at hand at peak capacity. Introverts will actually respond positively, getting up to peak capacity more quickly and staying there for longer than normal.

Meh, I have no idea what happened to me, I just couldn't sleep last night. I think I must have gotten about one hour's sleep by the end of it?

Murgh.

-Fin-