A blog about aaron

I have a housemate named Aaron. He's requested a post about him, so here it is.

He's a good housemate, a little bit messy sometimes but is generally fine. He needs some cleaning up after, but who doesn't? He is generally well kept and hygenic, and is housetrained.

He's great company if you're doing anything requiring little effort. Movies, playstation, general chat about the weather, all fine. Taking him for walks is only allowed when necessary, and sports are right out of the question.

He's of a nice temperament, with a slight penchant for overarching generalisations on many topics. He manages a very peculiar illusion of seeming like a good person pretending to be a jerk. Underneath the surface, as he'll readily tell you, he's simply a jerk, pretending to be a nice person, pretending to be a jerk. Reminds me of the Shakespearean era when girls used to pretend to be a man so that she could get a part in a play as a man pretending to be a girl. Go figure.

As a housemate, I'd heartily recommend him. He's a relatively purebred anglo-saxon, shown by his tendancy to burn easily in high sun levels.

If you're interested in more information, you can go to the official Aaron foundation, www.aaronfoundation.org.

-Fin-