Monday, November 07, 2005

Coke before bedtime

To some people, Coke is the opiate of the masses. Wait, is that religion? Not sure. Anyway, I hadn't drunk Coke in awhile, and last night I had two large cups of maccas Coke, which is at least 11 times as toxically sweet as normal Coke.

When the human body hasn't consumed caffeine in awhile, a level of resistance has not been built up, therefore the entire effects of the drug can be felt. According to the infinite wisdom of Aaron Sloper, the effects actually depend on your personality. Extroverts will perform beyond their capacity for a short amount of time, and then burn out, unable to complete the task at hand at peak capacity. Introverts will actually respond positively, getting up to peak capacity more quickly and staying there for longer than normal.

Meh, I have no idea what happened to me, I just couldn't sleep last night. I think I must have gotten about one hour's sleep by the end of it?

Murgh.

-Fin-

6 Comments:

Blogger Noof said...

Yeah, I know the feeling.
If only I'd had that much caffeine Thurs night/Fri morning. Hope you sleep it all off soon.

Tiph thinks that caffeine puts her to sleep. What the?! Ask Dr Sloper what that says about her personality :-p

11/07/2005 9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's utterly mad..course i've never met her, but its safe to assume I think:P

11/07/2005 9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

caffine huh? well that's what u get

11/08/2005 11:13 AM  
Blogger Noof said...

Tiph is my younger sister.

She's taller than me.

11/08/2005 9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

coke is the devils brew.
or something like that that some scary old lady would say to scare you into being a good boy.


alexisonfire are just too good.

11/10/2005 2:47 PM  
Blogger Noof said...

It's not a sensitive topic. But I'd rather not talk about it :-p

11/10/2005 10:06 PM  

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