These are a few of my favourite puns
About a postmaster general:
"He was a man who was known to push the envelope..."
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick."
He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.
People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
I just saw a movie about some guy who had amazing revelations while eating his cereal. It was called Breakfast Epiphanies.
Resistance may be futile, but capacitance has potential.
I know a farmer who has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only 196 until he rounded them up.
[Add your own in the comments!!]
-Fin-
"He was a man who was known to push the envelope..."
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick."
He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.
People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
I just saw a movie about some guy who had amazing revelations while eating his cereal. It was called Breakfast Epiphanies.
Resistance may be futile, but capacitance has potential.
I know a farmer who has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only 196 until he rounded them up.
[Add your own in the comments!!]
-Fin-
posted by Luke at 1:20 PM
10 Comments:
Oh dear...
haha.. there AWESOME.. I love lame jokes
oops - they're*
It took me all day to get that last one..... :-s
Word verification is going nuts! sxfbpang
My word verification is gwdhkc - Gloria Went Down to Hong Kong and she's Chinese!!! it's amazing!!!
Have you heard about that new pirate movie coming out? Its rated aarrrrrrrgghhh!
hahahahaha
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
friendly fire isn't.
woah - nmujaor.. rescramble it and you get nu-major!
I just remebered another:
A sunday school teacher had just finnished telling the story of Lot's wife, who turned into a pillar of salt when she looked back. One of the kids piped up, 'That's nothing. One day when we were driving my mum looked back and she turned into a telephne pole".
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