When Drama isn't Enough
I was lining up in Coles, when I foolishly glanced down at some hack womens magazines like Take 5 or something like that - these are the actual headlines, if you head down to Coles or Woolies or your newsagent you'll be able to see them and laugh as well.
I think its kinda sad when they have to put headlines like this up.
"Marijuana Killed my Man!"
"Attacked by a flesh eating virus..." (And if that wasn't dramatic enough) "...while giving birth!!!"
-Fin-
I think its kinda sad when they have to put headlines like this up.
"Marijuana Killed my Man!"
"Attacked by a flesh eating virus..." (And if that wasn't dramatic enough) "...while giving birth!!!"
-Fin-
posted by Luke at 8:58 AM
8 Comments:
I have yet to see the leafy plant attack someone. I wait in anticipation...
Adolencence stole my baby!
Plastic surgury changed my look in life!
I gained weight after getting breast implants!
I went from blond to natural brunette with this new dye.
I'm sorry I'm not much wittier than that tonight.
My man was attacked by a plant sporting a flesh eating virus whilst giving birth...Its a pain that is known all too well by too many.
yes, it is a daily event which makes many a person tear at the thought. it is hoped that one day a cure may be found
My harpooning hobby killed my pet whale
Weight Watchers required a weigh - in: I sued
I gain 12kg in my sleep (this is a real one)
Rioting gave me a black eye!
Taxes stole my money
I gave birth on the toilet in the back seat of a taxi
So for random news things.. Over in America we have this fake news site http://www.theonion.com/content/ it is pretty humorus. Check it out, makes me laugh....
http://www.theonion.com/content/
That was terriffic!
I especially liked the one entitled: "Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People"
It's the exact same reasoning they come up with for dinosaurs!
We know the wooly mamoth was wooly because we found one reseved in ice. We know that no dinosaurs were wooly because we never found any dinosaurs preserved in ice.
We know that you could see the blades sticking out of Stegosaurus' back, because it's well known that all dinosaurs all look exactly like their skeletons, with leathery skin pulled tight around them. It's a fortunate coincidence for the dinosaurs that they already looked like living fossils!
A ggod thing the cat never went extinct, because we would all think it looked like this! We would never have imagined that the monster actually had ears!
Hey! Does the following from that article sound familiar?
"According to Hutchins, the skeletons bear numerous similarities to humans, leading him to suspect that there may be an evolutionary link between the two species."
"Like humans, these creatures walked upright on two legs and possessed highly developed opposable thumbs," Edmund-White said. "These and many other similarities lend credence to the theory that hundreds of thousands of years ago, human development passed through a skeletal stage. These skeletons may, in fact, be ancestors of us all."
"Any of us could be part skeleton," he added.
Wow! What an amazing find! It belongs up there with Piltdown Man!
Update your blog already...slacker
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