The Salmonella are swimming upstream
I cut up a beautiful rockmelon yesterday, put it all in a tupperware container.
Then just tonight I find this news story:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200610/s1775651.htm
So yeah. I'm wondering whether to eat it or not...
I think it's okay, while I was cutting it open I had a few pieces and I haven't died yet :)
-Fin-
Then just tonight I find this news story:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200610/s1775651.htm
So yeah. I'm wondering whether to eat it or not...
I think it's okay, while I was cutting it open I had a few pieces and I haven't died yet :)
-Fin-
posted by Luke at 1:17 AM
9 Comments:
Glad I didn't have any rockmelon at youth group last night... bit of a worry!
But then I am seeing two copies of your post on the blog so perhaps given that I'm seeing double I'm not that well after all...
What is the world coming to???
I mean, now even fruit can kill you...oh well, good old chocolate never killed anyone...i think i'll go grab a block now...or two...
Not all fruit. Get an Apple. Everyone knows they're immune to most viruses.
P.S. I'm sorry if I make you sick.
New marketing campaign for rockmelon:
"Eat me. Die happy."
LUKE. LIEK OMG. I changed the address of my blog, and didn't tell you about it. So, here I am now. Consider this blog bookmarked.
Just think. If I had gone to QUT we could actually be hanging out right about now. Instead, I went back to the Northland. :-(
Are you like, addicted to Wikipedia or something? :-P Hey, I approve of Wikipedia...I'm on it! :-D Yay!
How's life man? Hope all is well, and that you still haven't succumbed to any melon related sickness. I find that I just don't eat melon ever, and it seems to work for me. So let that be a lesson to you. Melon is bad.
Although, I too have caught the double blog vision Matt described...maybe the problem isn't melons...
Luke, Bimini -
Do profs get angry at you if you reference Wikipedia?
I used Wikipedia to reference something that is pretty much common knowledge among Linguists (namely, that modern Persian is an Indo-Aryan language). I wasn't docked marks for it, though I think I'd find another source for something more substantial.
Bimini, I think you might be on to something. Luke hasn't posted again since eating the melon.
The melon is like a virus. It will soon overtake Luke's dormant body and make a post about being busy with uni and stuff. But we know the truth.
I had to look up on google that "rockmelon" was actually 'canteloupe' and not some crazy tropical fruit that we don't have in the U.S.
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